MERRY CHRISTMAS!! plus Santa Evidence

I know its way too early to be saying this but like hell i'm gonna blog on christmas sooo.... Merry Christmas to everyone. The thing I like about christmas is only because of Santa. Santa does exist multiple theorys have been proven that he exist and no one can fight the hard evidence we have collected for example: How does he fly around the world in 1 night? Obivious really santa has a reindeer named Chronos that can stop time you probaly never heard of this because everytime he used Chronos you were stuck in time. If your presents were late its because Santa does not like you as much as me. I'm to lazy to write more because it's close to being christmas and I got eggnog so i'm too overjoyed to be glued to the computer so Merry Christmas to ALL!