Where art thou Golden Boy!


GoldenBoy I really did not know what to expect! All I knew it had hot chicks with see through shirts haha! This anime is mostly ecchi comedy (ecchi:which pretty much means pretty much slutty in japanese). I usually come across these by accident and i'm being 100% honest about this but on this one I clicked on this one! knowingly... Despite it being a 6 episode long 28mins each the anime the anime was pretty f^%king Hilarious. It follows a guy named Kintaro who dropped out of Tokyo University after learning all the curriculum for Law yeah he's a f^*king genius in the series but it's like he doesn't know it. He is a traveling job hopper who is always riding on his bike "Crescent Moon" to every place he goes. He is constantly observing and studies the people and events around him, writing his notes in a notebook he carries around with him because to him it is "Very Educational" and also he doodle some pretty damn awesome sketchs.



He is usually getting into jobs where very hot talented women are present and falls for each one of them. He usually get's work there as a janitor or intern and is always left with toilet cleaning duty which he has a total obsessional fetish about it because he know these powerful go there to do their business and can't help himself but to rub his face on it like any normal guy would in the 90's. He meet's some very crazy ladies along the way most of them are wtf? but you can't help but love them even though they are psychotic teenage girl with daddy issues or a Crazy motorcycle chick who could only get off on here bike . Most of these ladie's hate Kintaro's guts because he is always up showing them in every way on purpose or he fucks up unknowingly but they are always falling for him in the end but when they do Kintaro is already gone before they can get his hands on him. This anime is pretty old it's from the 90's around the time when my parent's let me watch Sailor Moon? Haha! the character design are old school and every time he get's pissed he has the same expression as Goku. The comedy is hilarious and is usually gets you right on the spot with it's spontaneous humor which the expressions drawn for it just make you LOL. This anime is perfect for anyone trying to find a good LOL or if your just a freaking pervert.



Final Approach can suck it!


Oh God where to begin with it's terribleness? I wished I never even watched this it was just so bad for i'm speechless or in this case typeless. I decided to take a look at this anime because it looked sort of intresting. That plot seemed kinda like Children of Men. Couple's making less and less babies so the government decided to make a program where they would pair up individuals in a arranged marriage. Which made me think "Hey the world's starting to go to shit! Awesome a post-apocalyptic anime!". I was definatly tricked into watching such a unpleasant anime! I really was shocked when the first scene was a person in a pink jumpsuit and helmet jumped out of an airplane with a jetpack and from that moment on I knew this anime was gonna be filled with ridiculusness!



So It starts out with this guy, Ryo Mizuhara and his sister, Akane Mizuhara having and nice quiet dinner when all of sudden some girl jumps through their window with a jetpack and introduces herself as Shizuka Masuda and tell's him that she's has been chosen by the government group known as R.T.P. as his planned fiancee. Ryo absoulutly displeased with her wrecking up his apartment and the mere idea of him having an arranged marriage he just wants her gone. This Ryo character let me tell you is an abosolute douche bag probaly the most douche baggiest character in the every anime I ever watched I don't know who this anime was intended too target I mean it seem's like a really girly anime but what kinda girl would love to see a guy abuse the hell out of girl verbally and mentally? It almost made want to become a feminist.... not really.... just pissed the hell out of me. His fiancee Shizuka is an amazing piece of ass I mean for an anime chick heh she cleans, cooks, offered sex on their first encounter, and doesn't bitch no matter how much this guy Ryo abused her that's a perfect women. I don't know why Ryo didn't say yes in the first 5min's even though she wrecked his apartment she had her team of Agent Smiths come and fix everything up. Ryo the most stubborn person ever does everything to avoid this marriage he date's one of his friends ignores the hell outa Shizuka even though she is madly in love with him trying to do everything to grab his attention or get a word of gratitude form him he does alot to get her to leave. All her friends which are all girls all just adore Shizuka and are alway's standing up for her and try to make him enjoy her company. Even though Ryo hated her throughout the whole series he suddenly falls in love with her after she gets sent back home which was a pretty cheesy ending for me I didn't even want Ryo to have Shizuka anymore after all the shit he gave her.


I kinda made this sound a little more depressing then it actually is but they try to have comedy but all the jokes were so weak I never even chuckled. The comedy and abuse this Ryo give's don't mix quite well. Even though this is trying to be a comedy they should've changed Ryo a little more because he was pretty much the mood killer everytime they tried to set up a joke.


The animation is pretty boring it's just decent nothing new or eye catching I found so not much to talk about here.


This is just a terrible series it's all 12 minute episodes thank god right haha. I only watched the whole thing because I already downloaded the full series on my psp and they were 12 minutes of torture. I was so tortured by it's lame attempt to be cute I got a major headache so please I beg of you don't watch it!



Oh yeah since I was so tortured by it you will too feel my pain in this video....


O Dear, It's Clannad


I didn't know what to expect from Clannad I thought it was going to be one of those girly animes that I hate so much because it's always "Please love me!" and "Don't leave me!" or maybe that's just stuff I heard in my high school career? Who knows...
So I start watching the show and the very first thing I see is a dude? I'm like wth is this shit? ¿Dónde está mi Fan Service? The only reason I chose to watch it in the first place was because these high school animes usually have a tradition of doing alot of fanservice for no reason and there was no guy in the cover so there I was fan service less with some apathetic guy named Tomoya Okazaki, moping as he walks down a cherry blossom street. You can't really mope in Japan unless cherry blossoms are present. So during his long depressing walk he runs into a cute brunette girl talking to herself and approaches her I on the other hand would have walked past her and said "Freak" and the anime would have ended there with me. So there he is staring at her watching her monologue and fanserviceless and i'm thinking to myself could this be it? after 5 minutes of nothing but monologuing? My fan service is approaching! look theres the awkward situation all set up! Guy doing nothing! Girl not paying attention! all the guy has to do is trip as soon as she moves!

That didn't happen instead he say's something related to what she was talking about which was about the city or something I wasn't paying attention to what they were talking about! I was looking at other details. So he approches his friend Youhei Sunohara's dorm room and see's him getting his ass kicked by the whole Rugby team which I enjoyed :D. So after the scene of him getting his ass kicked Okazaki and Sunohara are talking in his room and Tomoya being an ass starts talking S^it through the walls to the Rugby players so that he could see his friend get his ass kicked again. After antagonizing his friend they get to school and some kid's on bikes come around looking for a fight who kinda of reminded me of the Bikers from the old Pokemon Games. Anyways this chick walks out to them to and tells them to leave and they're all like f%ck no and charge at her on bikes and she goes Bruce Lee on their asses and destroy them and i'm like WHOA that was pretty f&cking badass and like replayed it 3 more times to take it all in. Later on the show toke a twist for the weird and you hear like a little boys narrating about a little girl i'm like wtf? How did we go from a happy high school setting to a depressing little room? I know there was a metaphor in there somewhere but i'm not the kinda person who catches on to metaphors so easily. So after the whole weird scene Tomoya goes back to his house to find his dad passed out on the couch wait was the before? well anyways, I'm depressed at this point going "Ohhh this kid has it pretty bad". Tomoya just goes out late as hell at night to find that cherry blossom girl he had made friends with talking to him to him in a very weird eerie matter about granting a wish. At this point i'm just f%cking confused I don't know what direction this anime is going and I don't know what the future holds for it but from what I seen at this point i'm damn intrested