Where art thou Golden Boy!


GoldenBoy I really did not know what to expect! All I knew it had hot chicks with see through shirts haha! This anime is mostly ecchi comedy (ecchi:which pretty much means pretty much slutty in japanese). I usually come across these by accident and i'm being 100% honest about this but on this one I clicked on this one! knowingly... Despite it being a 6 episode long 28mins each the anime the anime was pretty f^%king Hilarious. It follows a guy named Kintaro who dropped out of Tokyo University after learning all the curriculum for Law yeah he's a f^*king genius in the series but it's like he doesn't know it. He is a traveling job hopper who is always riding on his bike "Crescent Moon" to every place he goes. He is constantly observing and studies the people and events around him, writing his notes in a notebook he carries around with him because to him it is "Very Educational" and also he doodle some pretty damn awesome sketchs.



He is usually getting into jobs where very hot talented women are present and falls for each one of them. He usually get's work there as a janitor or intern and is always left with toilet cleaning duty which he has a total obsessional fetish about it because he know these powerful go there to do their business and can't help himself but to rub his face on it like any normal guy would in the 90's. He meet's some very crazy ladies along the way most of them are wtf? but you can't help but love them even though they are psychotic teenage girl with daddy issues or a Crazy motorcycle chick who could only get off on here bike . Most of these ladie's hate Kintaro's guts because he is always up showing them in every way on purpose or he fucks up unknowingly but they are always falling for him in the end but when they do Kintaro is already gone before they can get his hands on him. This anime is pretty old it's from the 90's around the time when my parent's let me watch Sailor Moon? Haha! the character design are old school and every time he get's pissed he has the same expression as Goku. The comedy is hilarious and is usually gets you right on the spot with it's spontaneous humor which the expressions drawn for it just make you LOL. This anime is perfect for anyone trying to find a good LOL or if your just a freaking pervert.



Final Approach can suck it!


Oh God where to begin with it's terribleness? I wished I never even watched this it was just so bad for i'm speechless or in this case typeless. I decided to take a look at this anime because it looked sort of intresting. That plot seemed kinda like Children of Men. Couple's making less and less babies so the government decided to make a program where they would pair up individuals in a arranged marriage. Which made me think "Hey the world's starting to go to shit! Awesome a post-apocalyptic anime!". I was definatly tricked into watching such a unpleasant anime! I really was shocked when the first scene was a person in a pink jumpsuit and helmet jumped out of an airplane with a jetpack and from that moment on I knew this anime was gonna be filled with ridiculusness!



So It starts out with this guy, Ryo Mizuhara and his sister, Akane Mizuhara having and nice quiet dinner when all of sudden some girl jumps through their window with a jetpack and introduces herself as Shizuka Masuda and tell's him that she's has been chosen by the government group known as R.T.P. as his planned fiancee. Ryo absoulutly displeased with her wrecking up his apartment and the mere idea of him having an arranged marriage he just wants her gone. This Ryo character let me tell you is an abosolute douche bag probaly the most douche baggiest character in the every anime I ever watched I don't know who this anime was intended too target I mean it seem's like a really girly anime but what kinda girl would love to see a guy abuse the hell out of girl verbally and mentally? It almost made want to become a feminist.... not really.... just pissed the hell out of me. His fiancee Shizuka is an amazing piece of ass I mean for an anime chick heh she cleans, cooks, offered sex on their first encounter, and doesn't bitch no matter how much this guy Ryo abused her that's a perfect women. I don't know why Ryo didn't say yes in the first 5min's even though she wrecked his apartment she had her team of Agent Smiths come and fix everything up. Ryo the most stubborn person ever does everything to avoid this marriage he date's one of his friends ignores the hell outa Shizuka even though she is madly in love with him trying to do everything to grab his attention or get a word of gratitude form him he does alot to get her to leave. All her friends which are all girls all just adore Shizuka and are alway's standing up for her and try to make him enjoy her company. Even though Ryo hated her throughout the whole series he suddenly falls in love with her after she gets sent back home which was a pretty cheesy ending for me I didn't even want Ryo to have Shizuka anymore after all the shit he gave her.


I kinda made this sound a little more depressing then it actually is but they try to have comedy but all the jokes were so weak I never even chuckled. The comedy and abuse this Ryo give's don't mix quite well. Even though this is trying to be a comedy they should've changed Ryo a little more because he was pretty much the mood killer everytime they tried to set up a joke.


The animation is pretty boring it's just decent nothing new or eye catching I found so not much to talk about here.


This is just a terrible series it's all 12 minute episodes thank god right haha. I only watched the whole thing because I already downloaded the full series on my psp and they were 12 minutes of torture. I was so tortured by it's lame attempt to be cute I got a major headache so please I beg of you don't watch it!



Oh yeah since I was so tortured by it you will too feel my pain in this video....


O Dear, It's Clannad


I didn't know what to expect from Clannad I thought it was going to be one of those girly animes that I hate so much because it's always "Please love me!" and "Don't leave me!" or maybe that's just stuff I heard in my high school career? Who knows...
So I start watching the show and the very first thing I see is a dude? I'm like wth is this shit? ¿Dónde está mi Fan Service? The only reason I chose to watch it in the first place was because these high school animes usually have a tradition of doing alot of fanservice for no reason and there was no guy in the cover so there I was fan service less with some apathetic guy named Tomoya Okazaki, moping as he walks down a cherry blossom street. You can't really mope in Japan unless cherry blossoms are present. So during his long depressing walk he runs into a cute brunette girl talking to herself and approaches her I on the other hand would have walked past her and said "Freak" and the anime would have ended there with me. So there he is staring at her watching her monologue and fanserviceless and i'm thinking to myself could this be it? after 5 minutes of nothing but monologuing? My fan service is approaching! look theres the awkward situation all set up! Guy doing nothing! Girl not paying attention! all the guy has to do is trip as soon as she moves!

That didn't happen instead he say's something related to what she was talking about which was about the city or something I wasn't paying attention to what they were talking about! I was looking at other details. So he approches his friend Youhei Sunohara's dorm room and see's him getting his ass kicked by the whole Rugby team which I enjoyed :D. So after the scene of him getting his ass kicked Okazaki and Sunohara are talking in his room and Tomoya being an ass starts talking S^it through the walls to the Rugby players so that he could see his friend get his ass kicked again. After antagonizing his friend they get to school and some kid's on bikes come around looking for a fight who kinda of reminded me of the Bikers from the old Pokemon Games. Anyways this chick walks out to them to and tells them to leave and they're all like f%ck no and charge at her on bikes and she goes Bruce Lee on their asses and destroy them and i'm like WHOA that was pretty f&cking badass and like replayed it 3 more times to take it all in. Later on the show toke a twist for the weird and you hear like a little boys narrating about a little girl i'm like wtf? How did we go from a happy high school setting to a depressing little room? I know there was a metaphor in there somewhere but i'm not the kinda person who catches on to metaphors so easily. So after the whole weird scene Tomoya goes back to his house to find his dad passed out on the couch wait was the before? well anyways, I'm depressed at this point going "Ohhh this kid has it pretty bad". Tomoya just goes out late as hell at night to find that cherry blossom girl he had made friends with talking to him to him in a very weird eerie matter about granting a wish. At this point i'm just f%cking confused I don't know what direction this anime is going and I don't know what the future holds for it but from what I seen at this point i'm damn intrested

Mahou Sensei Negima!


One of the best manga's out there bar none, too bad I can't say the same for anime(seriously don't watch). I will be doing a weekly blog on this manga because it kick's so much ass and I love reading it. The gist of it so for those who have not read it or seen it. It follows a 10 year old kid name Negi who just graduated the magic academy and get's a job as a teacher for an all girl high school in order to become a Magister the highest ranking a wizard can become in order to succeed he must take care of all his student's and also absoulutly not reveal his identity as a wizard. That whole secret thing? yeah didn't work out too well for him not only was he discovered on his 1st day but gets discovered by half his class almost halfway through the manga. Along his adventures he fights a syndicate of evil wizard's, has to stop the revelance of wizards to world, and get's involved in all this just because he is trying to find his legendary father The Thousand Master who everyone presumes dead but during Negi's childhood his village gets razed by an army of demon's only to be saved by his father. On that reason alone he train's and train's in order to go on the dangerous journey to find his father. Go check it out there's 260 issues right now go catch up before I start blogging about it when issue 261 comes out!

The author of the manga is Ken Akamatsu the creator of Love Hina absoulutly a huge fan of his. His storytelling is amazing he always keep you intrigued with all the plot twist he is always cooking up. All his artwork is full of life and all the characteristics of his character's are always different and fresh which just makes all the while more interesting. The comedy he writes is O so funny he always make's LMFAO. Negima I presume being his first action novel makes all the fight's epic as hell probaly the most epic I have ever seen you get so into every fight it gave me chills and it was on a piece of freaking paper haha! Ahhhh! Anyways this guy is just the best there is out there right now! so go to your nearest book store and buy his manga's they will deffinitely not dissapoint!

Could I have used the exclamation mark any less?

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Soul Eater




Soul Eater I've seen it's name pop up many times all over the internet searching for an anime to watch. I just never mustered enough energy or will to click on it simply because it's title never seemed appealing to me. I thought here we go again another anime where some douche baggy cold hero that goes around eating souls, so I thought. One day i'm having a withdrawal cause god knows how long it's been since I watched a decent anime so I call my friend freaking out, "Dude do you know any good animes i'm freaking out dude FREAKING OUT!" he hung up. So I called him back and asked nicely to see if he had any recommendation to feed my cracklike addiction to anime. He suggested Soul Eater. "Soul Eater? huh? it must be good then"I thought to myself. I decided to finally to take a look at it because this friend of mine never ever watches an anime unless it kicks some major ass unlike me who watches almost every god forsaken ones that shouldn't even been made into an anime "cough" negima "cough"

I watched the first episodes and WOW!

I couldn't have been more wrong about this anime!

Kinda....

The first thing that enticed me was the it's vivid animation it all looked so smooth and well drawn and it's theme has a Halloweeny feel to it a bit like The Nightmare Before Christmas. The fight scenes are amazing the sound effects, the angles they show the fights in really draw you in and captures you in the drama which I enjoyed thoroughly it felt as if I were watching a movie. The soundtrack was pretty decent except some very climatic scenes I felt the song playing in the background just didn't fit the mood and made it less epic then it could have been. The comedy in this anime bites you in the face when you least suspect it which makes it funny as hell most of the time they are well executed but sometimes you get a WTF moment which can still be funny... if your high. It's hard to say what the main plot is since it changes alot as it progresses at first the meisters are trying to collect 100 souls for their weapons in order for them to become the Shinigami's death scythe in their school and then the story seems to astray from that plot and go onto something more and then a barrage of more plots add to the story due to the 3 main characters which all start intertwining with each other as you go further. The fillers man were they something. All most pretty much boring, some were hilarious, and then these random Excalibur ones which has a love/hate thing going on because this little dog thing(I think it's part dog) with a cane just keeps going on and on about himself calling people fool's you either laugh because you see how annoyed the characters start to get or you just get annoyed yourself. I myself would be in between just which he would've player a bigger role because he was a badass.

Here's a small Preview I made for SOUL EATER ENJOY!


The amazing cast of characters I feel really made this anime as good as it is. There are 7 main characters 3 mesiters and their 4 weapons lemme describe them to you. First off i'll start off with my favorite Black Star! he's the ninja of the group with a big attitude because he is a "Big Man" on stage with probably the best catch phrases ever(what's a ninja without his catch phrases?) he'll never be caught saying "Believe It" instead he says things like "I will Surpass God" which is probably the most badass thing I ever heard and has made it his life's mission to "Surpass God". His weapon is the soft spoken Tsubaki who is pretty much is a the ultimate weapon she has the ability to turn into a shuriken, smoke bomb, dagger, and a badass sword later in the story also did I mention she is pretty hot?



Anyways moving on to Maka the headstrong bookworm with daddy inssues *YAWN*....... She complains alot during the storyline which probaly made me not like her( or maybe it was her chest?)and she never seems to make her damn mind up on anything. Even though she seems like such a badass in the begining you think she would be the strongest of the three right? WRONG! She does have some super badass abilities i'll give her that but, she never really had any good one on one fights like the other 2 main characters most of the time she was getting her ass kicked but when they fight as a group she really does shines . Her weapon is the self proclaimed cool guy Soul who Maka spends most of her time bitching at if it's not her dad. He usually hangs out with Black Star and when those two are together they are funny as hell both of them probably had the funniest moments in all of the anime.


Now on for the 3rd Death The Kid Son of the Shinigami with a massive OCD problem with symmetry. If it ain't symmetrical he has a nervous breakdown and shut's down or if it's too symmetrical he stays there in awe either way he has his funny moments pretty much a lose a lose. His Weapons are Liz and Patty the the Thompson sisters they transform into some smexy ass pistols. Liz is the vain one who is always seeming to be doing something with makeup and the one who most of the time has to snap Death the Kid out of the OCD Problem because Patty is too much of an airhead to notice. Then there is Patty the happy outgoing one with the IQ of a one hell of a mean voice which she only uses in dire situations. Well that's the Wrap Up On the Main Characters even though that is fraction of all the amazing cast of characters in the story I will Leave it up to you to watch it and discover them yourself.